A Lady Cyclops entices some hapless sailors to her island. No doubt lots of other monocular ladies await the nautical chumps to disembark, when all manner of farcical adventures will ensue. But, for the sake of brevity and in the interests of your sanity, I only drew this bit.
You may think that this is merely a gratuitous cartoon of a topless young woman, and so to add a bit of gravitas, I've included a quote from a T.S. Eliot poem, Sweeney Erect (Eliot also wrote Cats and hung out with Ezra Pound) Who says I ain't no scholar?